Fruit Cats: The Next Foot Soldiers in the War on Terror?
Man I hope we never get this desperate. Imagine that, we get to a point where we've tried everything, so a government initiative supporting "out of the box thinking" takes over? "I don't know General, I just thought that if we strapped rockets to the back of cats wearing melon rinds, it would be very surprising to the enemy. Plus, they would be good at infiltrating caves." General: "Patterson, thank god we hired you. To think you would have wasted your career over at NERF."