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September 09, 2005

The Dan Cronin "What Would You Do?" Series, Vol 1

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You're in traffic. In a foreign land. Two men in white coats cross the street in front of you, carrying a giant head of Albert Einstein. What would you do? Give them a hand? Laugh? Take a picture with your rented combo cellphone/camera, probably from a company called something like "TeleSpranzen" or something?

Here's what I would do - get up, stand behind the mask, and in a really bad faux Einstein voice, say, "Ouch, your hurting my mustache!" I would then turn myself into the proper authorities, who would surely execute me.

The "I've Been on the Internet Too Long" Series, Vol 1

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I'm not sure what I Googled. Was it something to do with babies? Bald guys? Maybe the computer game "The SIMS." I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Regardless, this picture is proof that we live in an odd world. Even as a fairly competent dad, I can tell you, we as a race of people are not ready for giant babies. Especially not pinball-playing ones.

Look at the guy's expression. He hates this apartment. He's thinking, "Man, the want-ad said nothing about this. It just said "young community."