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News from the board of the tile company he has worked for in Lancaster, PA for 27 years is that he is eligible for most of his pension, upon his recently anounced early retirement. So that's cool. Even cooler - Herb's not settling down, no way. In fact, he already has an idea for a business he wants to launch - Hawaian style billiard tables! The wood part will be made of bamboo, you know, for that "tiki" look. And instead of green felt, Hawaian print fabric that would make Magnum P.I. salivate.

It's all gonna work out for Herb. High 5 to this guy!

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This guy has. He's doing everything in his power to be in command of a nuclear bomb. One that, if some of his errant comments about wiping Israel off the map or coming face to face with the US are any indication, he'll use to basically trigger the type of civilizational clash that typically starts with "arma" and ends in "geddon."

You can't wear a Today's Man beige windbreaker when you're mind is filled half the day with giant mushroom clouds. Abdul Ahmadinejad, get a cape. Or a white suit. And a kitten. And shave your head too.

Also, don't blow up the world please.

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