God Speaks -(a new series where the Creator of the Universe speaks his mind, without giving too much away.)
Hi there,
Have to be quick. Lots going on. Forgive the "heavenly" photo.
Not going to be showing my face here, as I'm tired of people saying, "You know, you look like actor Judd Hirsch. "I know, I know. Imagine how much that would get to Judd's head. Ok - quickly.
1.) Enough with the guns. Seriously. What the hell is the matter with you people?
2.) Root Beer remains unsolved. Stewart's is great, but what did you people do with Hires? You split the difference between Hires and Stewart's, and you have something.
3.) I don't care about land. None of you are supposed to live in one place any more than another place. Everyone spread out as much as possible, and work it out.
4.) I am doing my best to pressure the writers of Lost and the Sopranos to not take us down "Who Gives a Crap Boulevard." All I can say is hang in there. I canceled a Sopranos episode entirely dedicated to Carmela's trying to set up bookmarks in her web browser, so you owe me.
5.)If you don't have EZ Pass yet for tolls, you're an idiot.
6.) Tip -check out "Midnight Run" again, with Grodin and DeNiro. Good flick. Check out how Dennis Farina's character, the mobster, when he gets stressed, tells everyone to calm down and "have a cream soda or something." Classic.
That's pretty much it. I know, I should have more "wisdom" type stuff, but I was told by the executives at Dan Cronin.com that this forum was strictly shoot-the-shit, top of mind stuff. So there.
Love ya, hang in there.
-G