Again I ask, Why is This News?
I've talked about this many, many times before.
When you have a narrow street, and you fill that street with Americans and Australians and Europeans in red jumpsuits who have been drinking sangria for 11 hours straight and who have for some reason recently developed a desire to mess with bulls, and you then fill that street with angry bulls, guess what?Someone's going to get gored by a bull.
It has happened every single year since I have been on this planet. And every single year, news anchors all over have reported on this event, as if this were a new, unique interest-worthy newsstory. It is not.
"This just in - the first annual Miami-Dade Punch a Shark in the Gills Contest ends in tragedy..."