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September 30, 2007

Never a Good Sign

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When you see a pic of hamburger patties on a page of a CNN story it's never accompanied with a headline like "Study: Burgers Still Delicious."
No, it means some brand you've never heard of (Topps? Topps? It can't be the same people who make the baseball cards...) has set the good old e-coli alarm off.

(Dan eats more of his Fleer porkchop, then doubles over in pain.)

September 01, 2007

I've Narrowed Down My Weekend Plans

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I now know, with 100% certainty, that I will not be hanging out with these guys.
While that still leaves lots of options - perhaps too many, still open, it's something off the list. It's a step in the right direction.

I found them through a random Google Image search, so one would have to wonder how or why I would end up hanging out with 3 weightlifters (or possibly two weightlifters and one mathematician who simply likes meatball subs a lot) over Labor Day weekend. Stranger things have happened. For instance, Mother Theresa lived in religious doubt for decades.