Never a Good Sign
When you see a pic of hamburger patties on a page of a CNN story it's never accompanied with a headline like "Study: Burgers Still Delicious."
No, it means some brand you've never heard of (Topps? Topps? It can't be the same people who make the baseball cards...) has set the good old e-coli alarm off.
(Dan eats more of his Fleer porkchop, then doubles over in pain.)