The Only Two Things it Could Be

Who is to blame? A person in California with something that either burns or causes things to burn, or an elusive, likely white-bearded guy up in the sky who created the universe? That's the choice CNN gave their readers in this online poll. 30% said "Act of God." I wonder how many within that 30% think that God hired arsonists.
Let's hope CNN is infusing God-fearing into all of their coverage, and will soon feature a piece in which Dr Sanjay Gupta tells us all how to stay healthy during The Rapture.